Gossip Vultures

People who arrive onto the scene of an incident (for example, a fight) that has recently occurred, but one they did not witness. They then start to ask the people who saw what happened questions ("What happened?" being the main one) until they get enough information to gossip to their friends about it.

"Wow, that fight was pretty brutal. Oh look, here come the Gossip Vultures!"

by Lewis505 January 4, 2009

Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.

Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.

by Red_Stump August 25, 2009

Vulture Table

The table or area in an office where people bring food or snacks for others to eat up or take home.

Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?

Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.

by davidhockney January 19, 2012

Vulture Troll

A subcategory of troll that is known to comment on articles about a recent death.

"That vulture troll is making fun of the poor 12 year old girl who just died of brain cancer! How tasteless!"

by TiberiusJulius2 January 7, 2012

Dope vulture

A person that sells you tree or your drug of choice and then hangs out with you until they help you use it all (with them) , and then they have to go all of the sudden.

Stoner: man I borrowed a dime from you and now you want me to smoke my whole blunt with you.Wtf are you a fuckin dope vulture or something?

by QueenyOmygodess June 19, 2023

gossip vulture

A person who only befriends you to learn gossip, and then passes it on. A popular journalistic occupation, but also common elsewhere.

Emily is a real gossip vulture. I told her about Justin and she's ignored me since.

by John Marshall September 12, 2005

skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009