Marius von Hagen

marius von hagen my husband, hes intelligent, kind, rich, hes so hot, he can smack my ass like a drum. he hates people called ang, or angela

Wow! His name is Marius von Hagen! Hes so cool

by dilflover656565 August 4, 2021

Manfred von Richthofen

Better known as the Red Baron, Richthofen was a German pilot and ace during World War One, he shot down 80 planes and was never defeated in an air battle. He eventually died in the Battle of Leis during the spring offensive in 1918. Manfred von Richthofen continues to be a national hero to most Germans.

Manfred von Richthofen has had many movies and hit Sabaton song made in his Honour. His grave in Wiesbaden is a national monument.

by Reichschancellor William April 11, 2021

Mio Von Walden

Gamer life, did somebody, did somebody, play fortnite

Mio von Walden

by Fjellot January 28, 2022

dita von teese

A pin up hottie with smooth milky white skin, raven black hair and cherry red lips... plus she has a kick ass retro style similar to Bettie Page's.

I'll bet her an Marilyn have some FREAKY sex

by sdfdsg May 3, 2005

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Pulling a Von Karma

The act of repeatedly banging your head against a solid wall, usually out of anger.

Guy 1: Hey i heard a bunch of loud banging noises in here, you alright?
Guy 2: Oh not much i was just Pulling a Von Karma.
Guy 1: ...Maybe you should take a break from your game.

by -msaw- September 18, 2020

Karl von Clausewitz

Clausewitz was a Prussian soldier, military historian, a prominent thinker, and a military theorist. He is most famous for his military treatise Vom Kriege, translated into English as On War. He stated that warfare is a human activity and therefore it is imperfect, thus it cannot be broken down into a narrow set of rules. He also stated that war and battle are filled with the unexpected. He called these unplanned variables and surprises, "friction.” Only the general who had the genius for flexibility and strategy could minimize the impact of friction, but not completely. He suggested that war was not end itself, but rather a means to an end. Clausewitz also believed that the more serious the objective, the more serious the soldier’s mindset would become, resulting in more violence and bloodshed during a battle. One of his central themes is focusing on the opponents “center of gravity.” The center of gravity could be the enemy’s armed forces, or it could be public opinion depending on the nature and objectives of the war. Just like Jomini, Clausewitz preferred the offensive instead of the defensive. He also said that the best general was the one who remained calm during the chaos of a battle.

"War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means." - Karl von Clausewitz

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009