Meme Vision

The ability to have a meme prepared for any situation on spot. The ability to know what memes will come in handy in the future.
Wow, Joseph! You must have meme vision or something because that fit in perfectly with the situation at hand.
by TheGreatestAssEaterOfAllTime December 30, 2016
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Clarity vision

When one ejaculates, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women and other life decisions.
Jimmy used to always spend all his money on women, that was until he used clarity vision before talking to any of them, now he's a millionaire.
by evolman November 26, 2014
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laser vision

improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery
I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.
by Kevin Niksarli July 03, 2009
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Bonk Vision

When you remember a real life event like 'bonk.'

*derived from: "cartoon memory"
"this past week got me feelin that bonk vision haha anyway wanna roll up w/ me 2nite?"
by agpkm November 01, 2019
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Caucasia-vision

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.
Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.
by theTERM-INATORcre March 07, 2010
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Nerd Vision

The condition following an unusually lengthy exposure to textbook study.
NOTHING looks good right now dude, I've got nerd vision...
by Sum1else September 24, 2006
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webcam vision

A few hours after you smoked all the majiurana in the world and you are so high you may experience webcam vision. Webcam vision is when you are high and your head is moving but your vision is staying on one object, or also when you look at something but the vision doesn't come to you a few minutes later because your head is on such over load. It only really happens if you have a extremely low tolerance, it's like one of your first 5 times doing it, or you are extremely baked. If you ever have webcam vision it is one of the most awesome things in the world. There is also flashing webcam vision when the object your mind is stuck on starts flashing like a strobe light, and you think there is a mother fucking earthquake.
Person 1: ok bye Marissa see you later. Person 2: bro Marissa left 5 minutes ago. Person 1: sorry dude this fuckin webcam vision is messing with me.

Person 1: dude what the fuck I'm moving and nothing else around me is, it is all just saying the same. Person 2: bro u got a serious case of webcam vision.

Person 1: hey Shawn who brought this strobe light? Person 2: dude u just got a fucked up case of flashing webcam vision there ain't no strobe light here.
by Mcallister jupie December 08, 2013
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