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Valdenz likes to eat bats and suck cock
by Valdenz November 20, 2021
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Pascoe Vale Hug

Stabbing a random stranger with a screwdriver.
They gave him a Pascoe Vale Hug, but he survived.
by frqnscy12087 September 8, 2013
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parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.
Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.
by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020
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Valen

A sweet little guy, who is pocket-sized and always down for a good time. He will pick you up when you are down and will stick with you through all the bull. He is easier to find then a lepruchan and much more lucky to have around. If you ever catch one never let him go because he will always be a true friend.
"You know, with all the fake ass people out there I am glad I have a Valen in my pocket."
by MamiNatrix October 4, 2011
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Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
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vale

The closest equivalent is "my man".
Used in the Caribbean zone both in Venezuela and Colombia -and some other places though I don't know which ones for sure. It comes from "Vale", a brand of padlocks. When some guys were very close friends, people used to say they were "Vale cerrado", meaning like a tightly closed padlock. Later it became just "vale". Often styled as "mi vale"/"vale mía" (my buddy) or "valecita" (little buddy). It is also used as "el vale..." to colloquially address or refer to any young male.
Esos dos manes son vale cerrao.
These two guys are like brothers.

¡Habla, vale mía!
What's up, buddy!

Ey, pilla el vale del pantalón coleto.
Hey, look at that guy in the flashy pants.
by lasolitaria September 6, 2012
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Vacced

To be banned on a game server run by valve that is VAC secured
e.g. Tf2, CSGO, Half life, etc.
Stupid Guy: Oh man i got vacced yesterday
Me: How?
Stupid Guy: I was trying to hack tf2
Me: Idiot
by BOBYFUR242 February 26, 2017
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