vacation dick 

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.

"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"

vacation dick by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016

vacation dick 

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

vacation dick by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

vacation dick 

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.

1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.

vacation dick by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016

vacation dick 

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

vacation dick by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016

vacation dick 

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

vacation dick by someguy...? June 1, 2016

vacation dick 

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.

Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.

vacation dick by DickDefiner May 31, 2016

vacation dick 

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

vacation dick by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016