skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Red Box Vulture

A bum that stands next to a red box machine giving you some bullshit sob story and asks for money when all you wanted to do was a rent a couple movies without being bothered. Usually happens in medium to large city or metropolitan areas.

I went to go pick up a couple new movies from the convenience store and this damn red box vulture gave me some stupid story about him and his wife that ran out of gas down the road and was bugging me for money.

by DeeeZaam February 17, 2014

vulture

guy at a party that doesnt drink but instead uses his sobriety to pick up less than sober females. generally considered a tool and scumbag

Dude Greg is a bigtime player
No he's not he's just a vulture he's got no actual game, anyone could do that.

by wolfpackrimjobsBRAH August 3, 2010

vulture

definition: (verb) origin: Joseph "da Vulture" Oh - to quickly pick up the back up player to an injured fantasy player.

I had to vulture Brandon Jackson after Ryan Grant went down.

by after-party/team shimggie September 14, 2010

Bar Vulture

An unattractive or down right ugly chick who hangs out till last call and then swoops down and snags a guy who's decision making skills have been altered by drinking all night. This creature will scope out the room searching for beer goggle wearing fellows who normally wouldn't give her the time of day.
She tends to strike during the end of the night when most of the good looking girls have already left for the night and guys are getting desperate for a hook-up. It is usually the next morning when the victim sobers up when he realizes he has fallen prey.

" I have to stop drinking so much, i keep waking up with BAR VULTURES."

by b.o.d. June 6, 2007

culture vulture

A person who loves art, music, movies, and dance, and all forms of culture so much that they consume whatever they find, whether or not it's any good. Like birds that scavenge by the roadside, culture-vultures feast on art wherever they find it. They will listen to Mozart in the concert hall or the punk in a club; their clothes are as likely to come from the thrift store as they are a boutique shop; they have Architecture Digest on the coffee table while they watch MTV Cribs. They consult the Oxford English Dictionary but double-check the Urban Dictionary. Culture vultures are especially good at talking about low art and culture with the same insight and intelligence as high art.

While I have always preferred the later symphonies of Beethoven to that infernal racket they play across the hall, when Liz came over, she explained that Beethoven was "giving the finger to the man" just like punk. It wasn't my first clue that she was a culture-vulture. On our second date, she wanted to show me some graffiti across the street from the museum where we saw the Surrealist drawings. We stopped to get a hot dog but she insisted on putting her own Dijon mustard on it, which she pulled out of her knockoff Gucci bag as though it were no big deal. Culture vulture, indeed!

by pseudo-nympho November 13, 2013

Turtle Vulture

Creature takes that takes shelter in someone's closet that plays Xbox all day, and gives up eggs every month for rent.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.

Dude 1: Don't go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.

by Xplode44 June 29, 2011