Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 07, 2020
by Bird_Skull June 27, 2016
Boob Type: Verb; the act of inadvertently typing words while one's breast is pressed to a technological device.
super_cool28: daskgjbn----111,.
softballer99: What?!
super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!
softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!
softballer99: What?!
super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!
softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!
by IVS September 20, 2009
by jtevezl April 26, 2011
Cross-typing verb.
1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.
2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.
3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).
4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.
2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.
3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).
4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
Bubba, the 55 year old trucker from Wisconsin, relished the online attention he got cross-typing as a 22 year old model from L.A.
by Aged Razed Hen (anagram) June 08, 2009
Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.
It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!
by dustin fields December 07, 2006
What should you be doing right now?: typing a paper= What you should be doing right now, instead of searching typing a paper on urbandictionary.com
by magatron February 10, 2009