"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."
by iamameliarawr September 2, 2008
Get the twatmug. "My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.
by CupkakeVindog April 4, 2011
Get the twatmug. by Anne franklin October 20, 2008
Get the Twatmug. by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011
Get the twattingmug. Verb: To Twat
For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010
Get the Twattingmug. 
Get the Twatmug. 
Get the twatmug.