twat

someone who did not want to get the jelly

"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."

by iamameliarawr September 2, 2008

twat

An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.

"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.

by CupkakeVindog April 4, 2011

Twat

A pregnant fish

Theres a pregnant fish i believe its called a twat

by Anne franklin October 20, 2008

twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011

Twats

A term you call your "twitter" friends.

"I think I might be crazy, what do you think twats?" - (typed on twitter.)

by twitteradict1010 November 11, 2009

twat

the vagina

that chick has a fishy twat, she needs to clean dat shit out

by dadouf January 7, 2007

Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

by His mum January 6, 2007