The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
by CondesendingCarrot911A_english December 12, 2019
A dude who tells all his friends he's fucking a girl, but it's really the same girl he was fucking last year and he's just calling her a different name
Barry is such a Paige Turner, said he was fucking Pamela but is was really Randi, just like last year. Cuz that's the only puss he can get
by Mr.nj April 15, 2017
A guy who is trustworthy mad at football can't clever. Normally the have a nice personality and can get angry with fake ass ppl. You need a person like him.
by Lamaj786 October 23, 2017
A Verb meaning to beat down. Tina Turner was a famous singer that had an abusive Husband Ike Turner. This is usually used as a means of trash talking your opponent while playing Video games when you melee attack them
by Rusty Cuntford December 03, 2007
by james sndringham February 15, 2018
When after a long hot round of anal sex the man eats the girls ass out. Her Ass hole should be a sloppy loose mess.
by Kimberbilt May 15, 2006