Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.

Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!

by Jvzy June 9, 2018

awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.

A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.

by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021

Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

Urban turban

Cool guy who makes fun of everything. He is sikh but he truly hates when people associate middle eastern appearance to terrorism. Better not mess up with this dude and you’ll always have fun when around him.

Urban turban is da shit!

by Urban_turban127 October 22, 2018

Turban myth

Urban legend that is popular in India

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.

by Nuphagus December 26, 2019

AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.

To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021

Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 15, 2024