Tulaib

Tulaib is a very nice and kind hearted guy. He will do anything for his friends/ family. He loves his friends and always motivates them. His got good team spirit and will guide any team to victory. His a good leader and better friend he’s always there for his friends weather they need him socially or financially. His always there to entertain his friends and loves them just like his brothers. In his love life he’ll probably (if turned on) have sex with his friend girlfriend. His a very great guy around girls but us shy. His a great husband. Everyone needs an Tulaib in their life

I love Tulaib

by D3STRYER March 22, 2019

Tulips

Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ

B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS

by Chong69420 April 15, 2020

tully man

A man who chooses to live off of the grid and can be see time from time buying every toy out of the gum-ball machines in grocery stores.

He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.

NEVER engage The Tully Man

I saw The Tully Man shaking a gum ball machine and screaming at Food Lion last night.

by Constable June 19, 2022

Tulsa Driller

Having anal sex with a girl while she is defecating. Spraying feces all over everything and everyone.

Last night I gave this girl the Tulsa Driller and it looked like Jed Clampett striking oil. Up from the ground came a bubbling crude.

by Drill Bit May 3, 2008

Tulo

The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!

I pulled a Tulo today for my team; I started three double plays and hit two home runs

by spen_CR June 14, 2011

tully twister

when your giving head and you bite their cock.

o fuck that bitch gave me a tully twister last night, it fucking hurt

by Twisted Shit June 18, 2006

Tull (Jethro)

A prog-rock band formed in the late 60's that had huge hits in the 70's, won a heavy metal grammy in the 80's, and still rocks and tours in the new millenium. Always known for complicated lyrics, rhythms and time signatures. Jethro Tull has mellowed over the years, but they still pluck a mean mandolin. Fronted by Ian Anderson and Martin Barre. Unfortunately this important group has been totally ignored by the brown-nosing hacks at the lame-ass "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".

Tull (Jethro) = Jethro Tull

Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"

Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."

Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."

Stoner: -----

by harleyroscoe September 10, 2008