Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

seat treats

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.

Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!

by seraph2010 August 28, 2010

weasel treats

The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.

Oh gurl I'm a hankerin' for some weasel treats. Get Get Get it girl!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

Green Treat

Synonym for pot

Hey wanna go smoke some green treat on the beach?

by makeartnotwar August 15, 2013

Cook's treat

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.

Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service

by Juicy Steve August 5, 2010

Geet Treats

A treat that you have purchased previous to getting geeted out. A scrumptious morsel in which satisfies all geet cravings, and leaves your geet friends jealous that they did not purchase that item for their own geet needs.

Hey, we need to go to Casey's before we get geeted out so we have some geet treats to throw down on.
Man, this chocolate pie and Herbal energy drink is the supreme geet treat combination!rice

by Blind Moth October 23, 2008

trump or treat

When you insult the person answering the door on Halloween and then deny that you ever said it.

Trick or Treater: (rings doorbell) 'Trump or treat'
Home Owner: Hi, what nice costumes you have
Trick or Treater: Wow, what an ugly hag you are!
Home Owner: ummm… what did call me?
Trick or Treater: I didn't say anything, but thanks for the candy!

by RichterMD October 30, 2018