time traveling

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

by Lar January 1, 2006

traveller

getting a random or sporadic erection while travelling, can be quite embarrasing and is usually kept hidden.

Dude, i got the biggest traveller on the plane and had to hide it from the lady seated next to me.

by csangers88 September 23, 2010

Travesty

1) A farce of some sort.
2) A version of something that is distorted or poor in quality or a phony.

The charlatan's fake medicine was a travesty.

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

Travelanche

When a considerable amount of bags and/or suitcases get packed into the back of a vehicle to the point that they are about to fall out.

"Suzzy, if you put any more bags in the car we'll have a travelanche."

by Ryman90 February 4, 2010

Travashamockery

An amalgamation of the words "travesty", "sham", and "mockery".

Used to exclaim a particularly special form of injustice, or some kind of utterly stupendous malfeasance.

First coined in 2004 during Miller Lite's "President of Beers" commercials.

If we continue to insert political issue outrage of choice here, it will be a TRAVASHAMOCKERY!

by MattGagnon August 13, 2010

traveling hobbyist

A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.

With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.

by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 20, 2019

Chav Travel

Can be many variables including a modded car that is crap with a big bore exhaust to make it sound crap and as economical as taking a crap.
To taking the bus where all too many fights and generally violations of the law take place. Also includes BMX's because they are cheap crap and bikes from stores that aren't a specific bike shop. Including shops like Halfords (in England)

Christ, that bus smelt of sex piss

Well... it was chav travel.

by Fighting the increasing majority September 30, 2007