trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.
Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.
by carol aird April 20, 2020
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A coupling nightmare that has more ROOTS in it's origin of AGGRAVATION.

OK PEDIPHILE bashing is on the G00GLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER.

Cast of characters: LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE former CEO G00GLE, BRIAN C. CORNELL TARGET CEO AND A YUM, and a LIT UP (TURNED ON PORNOCAR)TESLA DEALER.

MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG.NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.684 WASTE ASS PIT SEX LAS VEGAS.
Here is the problem as HOMOSEXUAL , ELDER and the last bastion of AGGRAVATUON this MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA ,1555 PLYMOUTH . The ALLIED SECURITY UNIFORMS read G00GLE SECURITY as same BUGGERS from VEGAS cone along and as " I AM being told to leave the TOXIC WASTE DUMP G00GLE just bought after being SHOOED away yelling "all you did is change UNIFORMS" CIVIL ENGINAEER my suitcases missing a ROCK BOOK and my AMAZON CONNECTOR. ALAN, have twenty minutes to leave TRUMP ORGANIZATION 1555 TOXIC DUMP "as I am yelling about that HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS and HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS in REDWOOD CITY.

WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA called into ASSEY JASSY ANDY WH0LE F00DS and steal $10 from me, my receipt from AMAZON TABLET FIRE 7 just purchased being IN CAH00TS with the MOUNTAIN VIEW POLICE as causing AGGRAVATED MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA. Another LAPDOG ZOMBIE H0M0SEXUAL as PEDOPHILE FAGG0T'S ALAN I WALDMAN

JAMES ALLEN NELSON at the at time there before ICE at the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP set the CEO'S tone for MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA causing a VYING of the CORPORATE CEO BASHING after feeding ALAN I WALDMAN.SHITEATER a FEAST to the JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE of MANDATORY PISS DRINK-ING and MANDATORY SHIT-EATING at the I FEAST.FIESTA in HENDERS0N NEVADA that is now closed for good at STATION'S CASIN0.

86 MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA as 117 = 86 or 306 = 240.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022
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trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.
Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.
by Joy Rising August 12, 2024
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Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."
by The Tangible Laugh March 31, 2016
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Trauma Friend

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
He’s been her Trauma Friend for so long
by LeWiisdom November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Trauma Slut

A trauma slut is someone who, either actively or passively, becomes the go-to person for friends, colleagues, or family members to offload their emotional baggage or traumatic experiences. This individual often exhibits a unique blend of empathy and resilience, enabling them to absorb and respond to these intense emotional disclosures without being overwhelmed. Whether it's a heart-wrenching breakup story, workplace drama, or family feud, the trauma slut is the one everyone turns to for a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to cry on.
After my messy breakup with Richie, I spent hours venting to Saikat. He is such a trauma slut!
by Saikonaut December 15, 2023
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