mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

Vsf.tapes

An amazing editor

Kind hearted person
And is the most caring person

Who’s vsf.tapes
Shes the most amazing editor

by Semasqr May 14, 2021

Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.

Cookie toes is amazing

by Daone123 April 24, 2022

wiggle your toes

A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.

And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?

by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019