Definitions by coopertone

Two Tone Tom 

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

Two Tone Tom by coopertone July 16, 2022

Johnny Ten Toes 

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

Johnny Ten Toes by coopertone December 12, 2019