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Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.
"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."
by coopertone December 12, 2019
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Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
by coopertone July 16, 2022
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