toine

a lady's man (e.g. player)

Stan really has a way with the women, he's a regular Toine!

by bjtylerx October 16, 2006

toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005

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by typobeast September 13, 2023

Toilet Tempest

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.

I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Toidi

absolute idiot who quacks like a duck
Idiot backwards is 'toidi'

For example- Tejal is so toidi that she failed the blood test.

by bigboywithbigdreamsanbig June 28, 2023

Tomlinscote boys toilets

Their even more risky than public bathrooms.

I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.

by Deovol May 5, 2021

Toilet Radar

When you're desperate for a poo, your toilet radar makes your need to go more and more urgent the closer you get to a toilet. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your pants down, your toilet radar goes into overdrive and there's no going back!

Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.

Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave as the radar nearly didn't account for the trouble I was going to have unbuttoning my jeans!"

Friend: "Too much information, man."

by famico December 2, 2009