squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.
The invasion of Iraq
by God November 20, 2003
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squirreling

Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.
"Yoo how can i scare my friends?" "It's easy, try squirreling! It will scare the shit out of them!"
by Bridget1232424 August 28, 2011
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squirrel

Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.

Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild
Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good
by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004
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squirrel

A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.
I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"
by slvrsqrl August 03, 2004
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Squirrel

A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks
Damn it Squirrel is following us again!
by Micky-P March 06, 2006
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squirrel

A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.
Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.
by willbilly712 March 21, 2008
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squirrel

Chubby little nut-munchers.
Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!
by Rook November 09, 2003
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