Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.
Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.
by SpongeKnob May 25, 2016
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Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei
Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
by omgykkyb September 24, 2006
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whilty spork

when you insert your thumb toe into your girlfriends ear
when you kick your girlfriend in the side of her head and your toe gets stuck in her ear you have given her an acciedental whilty spork
by Hopemattlove June 10, 2009
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spork

Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?

Billy: That's my chack-twackler.

Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?

Billy: A penis.

Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 12, 2009
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spork

I-- a utensil used for eating// part spoon and part fork
II-- a dorky nickname for the one you love
III-- a sexual act in which 2 american girls and 1 british boy are involved in
IV-- a feeling of unsettled facts between friends, or a fight
a- "I always use a spork at KFC."
b- "You are spork, and I'm your kfork."
c- "Did you hear about that Alex and those girls? Dude, they sporked!"
d- "What's wrong? I just sporked my friend."
by Samanthaaaa&Cadyyyy March 08, 2008
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spork

the act of spooning that leads into the act of porking.
A quiet night of cuddling in front of the TV led to a vigorous late-night spork.
by mothershed October 08, 2007
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Spork Conspiracy

The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.
If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 17, 2007
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