Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.

Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.

by SeeUPee August 15, 2012

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Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.

Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"

by maschinetheist November 7, 2011

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Hillbilly-threesome

Pertaining to family (mainly actual cousins) who have sex with eachother and a horse.

Josie and her cousin just got done having a hillbilly-threesome with her horse Ed.

by Filmore Beavers August 2, 2010

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canadian threesome

A threesome where at least one of the participants leaves sexually unsatisfied.

"how did last night go?"
"turned out it was a Canadian threesome, I had to finish myself off"

by A anna October 5, 2008

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1. A threesome involving two "horns"
2. A sexual encounter where a woman has to deal with two cocks at the same time
3. A sin against God (even if you don't believe in him)

Origin:
Some sad fuckers who wanted to claim they had a threesome.

A "Dude, I had a threesome last night."
B "Awesome, who with?"
A "Cindy and Joe"
B "Who's Jo? Is she fit?"
A "No, Joe is a guy"
B "........"
A "Joe is Cindy's ex-boyfriend - it was a Devil's Threesome"
B "Get the fuck away from me, loser."

by Gregory Miffington February 19, 2010

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