Thombus

A Thombus is a sweaty and extraordinarily small penis that gets sucked anyways, and the man bearing a Thombus tends to be a dwarf rapidly losing hair that can't go out in the sun for two fucking seconds without developing 25 different types of skin cancer.

Guy 1: Paul, you soggy thombus, where is the cheese?
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.

by french the burgerfries November 20, 2020

Thompson

Meaning is Equivalent to Murphys law, if something can go wrong it will.

Dang it, I spilled my drink, that was the most Thompson thing that could have happened!

by Joicelover777 January 3, 2023

isaac thompson

A blonde headed crazy boy, who says in appropriate things learned by his older brother. He's a follower and picks up girls by being a JERK.

Isaac Thompson really needs to go away

by Ang to the t April 13, 2017

turner thompson

A very well respected and good-looking man who is good at doing all things and gets many girls

Wow he's a really good Turner Thompson

by Jacob Elder January 9, 2018

freya thompson

A girl who is amazing and attractive.Freya is clumsy and forgets things,her natural talent is gymnastics and her best friend is Holly swift.Freya usually makes slime.

Freya Thompson is sooooo good at everything.

by Goatlover12345 May 8, 2018

Mrs Thompson

Annoying lady which only talks about rules politnessmand planners.........She is 100% the teacher you never want to have

I feel like I’m a mrs Thompson today

by Joelthecreatorotings February 6, 2019

keirra thompson

Keirra Thompson is the most beautiful woman in the world. Don’t let her beauty fool you she may get a lot of guys, but she tends to friendzone them so you have a chance. She is very athletic and super smart too. The name keirra means funny, smart but shy while Thompson means beautiful, caring and lovely. If you put these two names together you’ll get Keirra Thompson meaning the most wonderful creature to ever walk on the planet Earth. Don’t let her funny personality fool you she is very shy, she likes funny and attractive boys who treat her right. She likes keeping relationships a secret and has a hard time with relationships. She has experienced pain from relationships so she tends to have trust issues and is scared to fall for another man. She only likes certain people who are perfect for her and treat her right. She has a close relationship towards animals.

Be careful, Keirra Thompson might friendzone you.

Definition: Keirra Thompson (pn)- Name of a beautiful woman who loves life.

by Spicynoodle May 14, 2019