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meat therapy

I'm so horny, I need some meat therapy
by Harass July 28, 2015
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word therapy

Healing oneself by working with words and letting them order and clarify the way one feels, thinks, and acts.
After a major television network offered to interview me, but then cancel the interview, that series of events first raised but then lowered my self-concept, confused me, made me feel powerless—even helpless, but not hopeless.

Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, I began to feel increasingly better.

Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
by but for March 8, 2018
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Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover
That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.
by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021
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Bite Therapy

Biting someone when they are continually complaining of something, particularly a pain. Closely related to Punch Therapy.
Rob, lying next to Sophie: My leg is hurting so much from when I tripped over yesterday.
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!
by hsan2 December 27, 2021
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hygiene therapy

1. The act of washing yourself after experiencing something traumatic or witnessing something dirty.

2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.
1. After watching 2 girls 1 cup, Sarah felt the need to take a break from the internet and practice some hygiene therapy.

2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.
by roboticjizz May 27, 2012
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Decagrative Therapy

A one-of-a-kind 10-faceted holistic approach that emphasizes and treats the whole person, mind, body and spirit. The ten modalities, when applied in concert, interrelate and link together to offer the individual the tools for a balanced and cohesive life.
Decagrative therapy is the most effective therapeutic system when it comes to treating addictions and traumas.
by Rythmia March 10, 2015
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talk therapy

A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$
I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.
by funnychiron July 5, 2023
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