huskey season

A time when you only try to pull girls that are 180lbs+

It's ferda

Patrick: "Bro look at that bitch. Huskey Season?"

Graham: "Bro it is Huskey Season"
Patrick: "Huskey Season Ferda"

by Ferda fucking bois June 9, 2017

Thot season

NOUN
When thots appear in greater numbers than usual.

-Usually because of warmer weather when short shorts are wearable
-Usually in school
-Also around girl scout cookie season
The season ends around June or early July

Jerry: Hey Harry, there are a lot of thots around here.

Harry: Well don't you know? It's thot season.
Jerry: Thot Season?
Harry: When there is an abnormal amount of THOTS!

by The Epitome of Autism February 10, 2018

Flu season

A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss

Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.

by Mr succc November 4, 2018

Gwap Season

A phase in which a person states that he/she is about to come across a great deal of money by any means necessary.

Person 1: Yo son!!! its 2008, whats good?
Person 2: Its Gwap Season Homie!!!
Person 1: I hear dat!!!

by John "Infamouz" Womack March 18, 2008

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

Spooky season

ALL YEAR ROUND

It’s always spooky season

by Sol:) March 19, 2019