Sea Brian

1) n. A species of hairless mammal indigenous to central North Carolina. A relative of the Sea Lion, the Sea Brian is comfortable in shallow waters where it propels itself slowly about on its forward limbs. Other activities include throwing foam footballs, drinking beers, and doing sit-ups when sexy chicks are walking around. The Sea Brian is identified by its pale skin and wayfarer sunglasses. The Sea Brian only emerges during warmer seasons, hibernating in seclusion for most of the year.

2) v. To exhibit behavior typical of the Sea Brian.

The scattered Coors Light cans and faint scent of SPF 85 sunscreen in the air indicated Sea Brians had been in the area just moments before.

A chill hung in the air and the sky was overcast; clearly conditions were not favorable for Sea Brianing.

by Slayboy November 24, 2010

Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012

Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay

Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs

by 30 inches June 26, 2021

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Sea Chicken

Seagull. (Shout-out to Jacob Colvin)

"Time to feed these parasites to my good friend - Franklin the Sea Chicken!"

by Sulferon January 12, 2021

sea bright

sea bright, nj is a basically a playground for hot and rich kids from rumson, fair haven, middletown, etc. you will see at least 100 jeep wranglers. it's grown a lot over the last few years but it's a great town that is more for locals than bennies who often go to beaches like sandy hook, belmar, point pleasant, etc. still gets crowded in the summer though.

overall, a gnarly spot filled with spoiled-rotten beach kids

it took forever to get through sea bright yesterday because the bennies were clogging the roads.

by gthomps722 June 13, 2020

Kmart by the Sea

What upperclass people call tourist beach cities in the South.

"Dude, thank god were not going down to kmart by the sea again for the summer."

by Eleanor Tomlinson December 25, 2012