Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
by Dintastic October 09, 2008
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Chill Points

Points awarded for being chill.
"I got yelled at by this bitch today and I just walked away"
"You get mad chill points for that one, bro."
by emily&scott6318 May 11, 2009
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Cedar Point

An amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. Has been voted 'Best Park on the Planet' eight years in a row. Opened in 1870 on the banks of Lake Erie. Is famed not only for its number of rollercoasters but also for its number of record breaks. Some of its popular rollercoasters include:

Blue Streak (1964)
Cedar Creek Mine Ride (1969)
Iron Dragon (1987)
Raptor (1994)
Millenium Force (2000)
Top Thrill Dragster (2003)

Has other series of thrill rides including:

Power Tower
Calypso
Cedar Point & Lake Erie Railroad
Demon Drop
The Sky Ride
Thunder Canyon
Cedar Point knows:

"You can't just build them, you have to build them big"
by Tum's Girl October 01, 2005
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point of no return

when someone is so close to orgasm that he or she cannot stop having sex/masturbating, regardless of the circumstances
"I heard my roommate coming up the stairs, but I was already at the point of no return so he opened the door just in time to see me blow my load all over my desk."
by kotero January 13, 2007
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Point God

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poon points

Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.
Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.
by zander_r00lz March 05, 2009
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Fuck It Point

The point where you just stop caring. What's going to happen, will happen and the worrying stops.
I was worried about if the hurricane was going to blow the roof off my house, then I reached my fuck it point.
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