Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.
Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.
Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.
Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.
Guy 1: I guess you're right.
Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.
Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.
Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.
Guy 1: I guess you're right.
by Lolquoi February 21, 2011
Get the You can't beat the Internet mug.A term used to describe the large demographic who spend a large portion of their day doing stupid things online (blogging, commenting on blogs, making google maps, tweeting, etc.). Through an aggregated affect of their anonymity and willingness to comment on topics of which they have now knowledge these people are significantly dumber than most Americans.
Someone who posts a word on Urban Dictionary, for example, could be considered a member of the internet people.
by FrontDesk3 March 13, 2009
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The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
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The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
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by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023
Get the The Internet Is Not Creative mug.Sometimes, people jokingly refer to the internet as a game of sorts, and, like all games, it must have a final boss. Who or what the final boss truly is has been disputed, but one of the more accepted claims is that the position is held by Scott Willoughby, aka StaringVacantly.
by Krem January 9, 2005
Get the Final Boss of the internet mug.When you bring something up with your friend and then coax them into wanting to hear it, but then they say never mind.
The Intergalactic Law states they must now tell you what they brought up under any circumstances.
The Intergalactic Law states they must now tell you what they brought up under any circumstances.
Jimmy: Dude did you hear what happened at the party last night? But you can't tell anyone!
John: I won't!
Jimmy: Actually nevermind, can't tell you.
John: You have to now! Its The Intergalactic law!
John: I won't!
Jimmy: Actually nevermind, can't tell you.
John: You have to now! Its The Intergalactic law!
by Kwin! January 13, 2015
Get the The Intergalactic Law mug.The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".
I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.
by Sid Barrett January 17, 2008
Get the Billed the Intern mug.Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.
Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!
by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin January 26, 2015
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