Market Basket

A supermarket in Southern New Hampshire and Northeastern Massachusetts. It was started by the Demoulas family somewhere in the Lowell area and is also called Demoulas sometimes, even though only one in Salem, New Hampshire is actualy has a Demoulas sign.

I am there about twice a week.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005

basket case

one who is crazy, well i'll let the lyrics of the Green Day song say it for you.

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.

I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 7, 2004

splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.

Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!

by mishfish December 3, 2009

basket napper

food thief aka yogi bear

Gage is a major basket napper. Could be why he is 300 lbs

by jonijr December 24, 2010

gayster basket

Much like an Easter Basket, but exchanged among gays during June (Gay Pride month).

Johnny got the cutest Gayster Basket from his boyfriend this year! It had rainbow condoms, assorted lubes, a butt plug and tons of porn. Oh -- and three kinds of poppers.

by gregandthecity April 17, 2009

mud basket

When you crap in a toilet and don't flush, leaving unsuspecting victims to find your creation.

I can't believe I just added to that mud basket in the hopper! Thats a double-mud basket for the win!

by klar February 24, 2009

shirt basket

Making a basket by pulling up the bottom of your shirt thus allowing you to carry many items.

"Dude, I can't carry all of this crap in two hands"

"Make a shirt basket."

by canntspel August 10, 2008