by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022
Get the Poodle punchermug. A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.
by Papa the Show Stoppa April 12, 2010
Get the wooden poodlemug. She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.
She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.
Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.
Never trust a poodle rat.
*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.
Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.
Never trust a poodle rat.
*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 17, 2016
Get the Poodle Ratmug. Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.
by la1ne April 18, 2021
Get the Poodle-tudemug. A fussy man who spends more time indoors grooming themselves and trying to look fancy and worrying than outside or fixing things or adventuring.
Dan is such an indoor poodle, he lives in Portland, OR and spends all of his money on vests and hair products and can not climb a mountain or change a tire to save his life.
by TamaskanRach December 2, 2011
Get the Indoor Poodlemug. At the bachelor party Joe and his friends watched a porn where ladies were kissing and poodle balling.
by run2themax November 25, 2009
Get the poodle ballingmug. by DannyDew May 17, 2006
Get the Groom the poodlemug.