Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

Extra Pelican

A blow job so deep the testicles are inhaled and the tongue licks the booty hole.

Bro 1: This girl gave such ridiculous head!
Bro 2: Like deep throat?!
Bro 1: Even better. She gave me an extra pelican.

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Pelican Energy

What a women will call a man when he obviously has a big cock. This is usually a term used in grey sweat pants season and for walking buddies.

Corrin: Wow! You have Pelican energy, it’s very on brand.
John: Wow thanks, let’s keep walking.

by Down To View October 23, 2022

Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

pelican pounder

A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.

"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"

"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."

"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"

by T-jimbo January 4, 2008

Blue pelican

When a girl with hiccups who hasn't washed in at least two days is short on oxygen takes the sack fully into her mouth.

She was so drunk that she gave me a blue pelican for 53 minutes

by Nebeka April 14, 2017

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010