Phrase said by Bob Costas from the movie BASEketball. Bob Costas and Al Michaels get excited about the game, and Costas says to Michaels, "feel these nipples."
Al Michaels: "I don't think I've ever been this excited"
Bob Costas: "You think you're excited, feel these nipples!"
Bob Costas: "You think you're excited, feel these nipples!"
by My pseudonym is Christopher February 24, 2010

hey wanda, soon as you done feedin lil cleatus come here and make me some nipple nog for my count chocula
by turkey trotter December 6, 2006

by John Cheese Meluch April 4, 2019

by babysealclubber60969 March 3, 2011

by sbEr June 4, 2005

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.
"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"
by TealGame August 9, 2016

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.
Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?
by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016
