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Hu is the new leader of China

A hilarious fake argument between George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Rice begins explaining that Hu Jintao is the new leader of China, but Bush (obviously) interperets her as saying, "Who is the new leader of China?". *Note it IS fake just in case there's any idiots out there who think it's real.
Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: Well that's what i wanna know. Who is the new leader of China? (Hu)

Rice: Yes.
by Suk Munky August 15, 2009
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A is the new O

Stands for anal is the new oral. This catch phrase is sweeping the nation and actually works from time to time convincing girls to that everyone's doing it and it's not taboo. Made popular by Joe from thatshowjoerolls.com.
by Jim bo bob March 1, 2007
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Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.
The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.
by nasty dan December 31, 2009
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Parsons the new school of design

Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.
"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"

"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."
by floooop October 15, 2007
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orange is the new black

A Netflix Original series that kicked off in 2013. Season 2 started June 6th at 3am. (I'm watching it now. Js)
Ok so, it's about a woman named Piper Chapman who's in her 30s and is sentenced to 15 months for transporting money for her drug-dealing girlfriend (over a decade ago). While in prison she reconnects with her ex-girlfriend even though she is engaged to Larry. Obviously, she has problems in prison because let's face it, it's fucking prison.

It's actually a really good series, so check it out.
OITNB Orange Is the New Back Netflix original series orange is the new black
by -ayyeee June 6, 2014
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Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.
Just as the mask is the new T-shirt, Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.
by Covido November 1, 2020
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Night is the new Day

A term I use. I often stay up much later than I should (At the time i'm writing this it is 6am and I have had no sleep since the night before.) I use it and am agreed with by other friends that stay up late.

Practically nocturnal, it means that people who stay up really late do so because they love staying awake through the night, thus saying for these people that night is the time when they do things most do in the day. It also mean that they may wish that everyone did what people normally do in day was done at night instead.
Jamie: Nobody is ever online at this time.
Tash: Yeah I know
Jamie: I hate going to sleep early in the night. I love the night, I wish I was nocturnal.
Tash: That'd be sooo cool!
Jamie: Yeah, Night is the new Day!
by AdmiralDonkey July 1, 2006
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