Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.

“What an absolute Check Keeper”

by Cluver May 19, 2021

Indian Keeper

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.

Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.

by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025

french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.

by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013

Keeper Security

If ya sight up it spams your email

10000000 New messages from: Keeper Security

by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020

Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

by Very-NPC June 4, 2024

piece keeper

not a prude but not dishing out the piece to any (one) trying to get their hands in the cookie jar.

see: Women Have All The Power. Too Bad They Don't Know It. by: Michael J. Lockwood :)

Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."

by gsquared11 August 26, 2010