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Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
by PolleN112 June 2, 2022
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Check Keeper

Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.
“What an absolute Check Keeper
by Cluver May 19, 2021
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Indian Keeper

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.
Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.
by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025
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french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.
Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.
by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013
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Copper-Keeper

One who Keeps/collects copper; Coins, wire, minted products, for potential future value.
I stack precious metals and I am also a Copper-Keeper
by Copper Rog October 23, 2024
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future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).
The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.
by prik kee noo November 30, 2022
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