Coffee creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

Creamer

Someone who listens to the cars rule everything around me podcast hosted by top dead centre (Edwin, will and ben)

Yo I'm a creamer

by Jklewis November 2, 2025

Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.

The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.

by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024

Cookie creamer

A guy that love coming inside mixed race girls.

-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017