by Litdude11 August 28, 2017
what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.
me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"
my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"
my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"
by the messy. February 08, 2009
the drunkest guy on the dancefloor
omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!
by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011
by Jmeaty5 January 19, 2018
When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.
Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
by A|H January 17, 2010
When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest
I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.
by soflokavadefanators October 14, 2015
Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!
by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008