Testicle Tostadas

This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!

Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.

by Apollo Jackson August 4, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010

testicle margaritta

a testicle margaritta is a brand of tv... or at least that is what i think it is if that is not what it is then i must of gotn it mixed up with: when a girl smothers a cock with cheese and tomato paste and then nibbles it off until she has accidentaly eaten the guys boogers

last night my mother brought a testicle margaritta

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

Testicle'd

When you are at a large music festival, and two circle groups form right next to each other, and you are stuck in between

Ohh mate you won't believe how many times I got testicle'd last night

by Generic_username1 March 3, 2015