techies

I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.

0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!

by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004

tealight

tealights are little candles that are encased in tin and used to warm things up. they burn for long times, and are sold at tesco barhill.
they are very poor at giving off light, as they a small, but they arehot seeing as they are like, flame.

you dont know how quickly i cycled the other day to get my mum some bloody tealights. she only payed me 5 quid aswell. for all that stress.

by sensibleguy July 6, 2009

telivisual

Some kind of telivision program

Some fine telivisual entertainment

by Dan June 25, 2004

tealize

to make of with tea, to soak in hot, warm or cold tea water. Intended to make your skin dark, for the weridos out there.

or to make a lot of tea

Ive got to tealize, the bath tub is full now with extra large teabags, I've left them in for a hour.. they should be done by now.

did you tealize today?

by -z November 26, 2006

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010

Teliquintoes

(tel.eh.quin.toes.)
Teliquintoes aren't a person, but you love them anyways. And teliquintoes are delicious, they taste like chocolate mousse pie...:D

"There's this kid who I happen to love and his/her is Ni-TELIQUINTOES!"

by The Teliquintoe-kid! July 6, 2011