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When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.
Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..
by Beau Rother January 24, 2014
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The Waxy Jew Technique

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The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
by RastaShad June 22, 2016
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The Gilmour Technique

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A rampant, new sex position in which both parties place carrots in their buttholes before then doing the deed.
Lewis and Sam tried the Gilmour Technique last night, they said they loved it!
by Atomickitten15 July 5, 2018
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When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.
Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."
by drippy boy March 17, 2019
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hidden blade technique

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Fat guy speciality..when having sex a fat guy that may seem to only have 5" may be hiding 2 or 3" in a layer of fat that only gets used during the thrust
She thought i only had 5". She wasnt ready for that hidden blade technique.
by Grimcrow November 20, 2019
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A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously
Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.
by CranberryJuicer March 10, 2020
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