by fuckoffrip January 27, 2022

A group of people in USM who aren't tough... They act better than their superior original, TG38, but they fail to realize that quantity doesn't matter compared to the quality and activity of TG38.
Frank: Hey, should I join Task Group 50?
Gurt: Yeah.
Xunt: Nah, don't listen to Gurt. Task Group 50 is chopped ahh.
Gurt: Yeah.
Xunt: Nah, don't listen to Gurt. Task Group 50 is chopped ahh.
by Stard0ge August 28, 2025

by snacka task June 1, 2017

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long
Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long
Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
