n. Euphemism for a marijuana bowl or joint which has been stalled by its holder. Akin to 'having the conch' in Lord of the Flies, everyone dutifully is paying attention to the person with the weed, waiting for their own hit as it goes around. A long-winded stoner is apt to hold the bowl much longer than necessary before they hit it, causing other to chastise them to pass it along. Usage is most effective when the joint or bowl is being waved about as a speaking aid.
Hey man, is that talkstick you're holding going to get passed this century?
If you're not going to hit that talkstick, I'm going to.
It's a joint, not a talkstick dude.
If you're not going to hit that talkstick, I'm going to.
It's a joint, not a talkstick dude.
by caladan March 3, 2009
Get the talkstick mug.oftenly known as a girl out of a slutty group with a slightly pointed face. Usually the face will come from the left to right and top to bottom into a face called "taskely".
brandon was hittin that shit up until taskely found out he had a tiny penis and broke up with him the next day.
by fatty austin January 14, 2010
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• Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.
• Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all
by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019
Get the tasselled wobbegong mug.A taskalanche is an event that occurs when a cohesive collection of tasks, usually in a vertical gains sufficient mass to overcome the friction permitting its precarious balance upon a sheer vertical mountain of other, typically older, tasks.
In contrast to an "avalanche" which slides and follows down a slope, a taskalanche typically topples. While there is often an initial diagonal rotational movement, the mass of tasks tends to become airborne, able to fly individually, then striking downward with an unnaturally coordinated and concentrated initial high-energy crushing impact followed by a trailing stream of additional tasks.
The precipitating event - commonly referred to as "the straw that broke the camels back" and other colorful metaphors - is usually the addition of one or more tasks in a haphazard or careless manner by a party ignorant of, or unconcerned with, the load-bearing capacity of the existing tasks and supportive structures.
Observers of a taskalanche may mock and/or sympathize with the victims, and there is a substantial amount of victim-blaiming, a belief that the victims brought this mess upon themselves through weakness such as procrastination, naiveté, idiocy, incompetence, ignorance, incontinence, negative karma, rambling run-on sentences, etc.
Victims of a taskalanche are typically defensive, believing all fault to lay with those that suggested or contributed the tasks, never their own failure to perform or be more selective about acceptance.
In contrast to an "avalanche" which slides and follows down a slope, a taskalanche typically topples. While there is often an initial diagonal rotational movement, the mass of tasks tends to become airborne, able to fly individually, then striking downward with an unnaturally coordinated and concentrated initial high-energy crushing impact followed by a trailing stream of additional tasks.
The precipitating event - commonly referred to as "the straw that broke the camels back" and other colorful metaphors - is usually the addition of one or more tasks in a haphazard or careless manner by a party ignorant of, or unconcerned with, the load-bearing capacity of the existing tasks and supportive structures.
Observers of a taskalanche may mock and/or sympathize with the victims, and there is a substantial amount of victim-blaiming, a belief that the victims brought this mess upon themselves through weakness such as procrastination, naiveté, idiocy, incompetence, ignorance, incontinence, negative karma, rambling run-on sentences, etc.
Victims of a taskalanche are typically defensive, believing all fault to lay with those that suggested or contributed the tasks, never their own failure to perform or be more selective about acceptance.
I just got hit with a taskalanche at work. I've been ignoring pointless tasks for years, and now suddenly they're all urgent and critical. Pick a lane, people.
by mesi October 7, 2020
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by DawnNichole#1* February 26, 2021
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Get the TaskRabbit mug.Taksheel is a god walking among us. He’s the best in the whole world no one else is like him. He’s the coolest, the strongest and the most popular. He’s the best friend you can ask for but if u cross paths with him he’ll make your life hell in a second.
Karen: Who does he think he is. I’ll beat him up in one second
Joshua: DON’T EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH HIM. He’ll bitch slap you so hard that you’ll fall in a coma….he’s a Taksheel.
Joshua: DON’T EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH HIM. He’ll bitch slap you so hard that you’ll fall in a coma….he’s a Taksheel.
by F f g iijhhhhg February 17, 2022
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