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toe-tapper

a closet homosexual who uses public restrooms to find a partner by sitting in a stall and tapping his foot. Homosexuals have devised this system in order to have casual sex with other men.
apparently the public toilets in airports and rest areas are great places to get buggered.
Senator Craig is such a toe-tapper. He creeps me out. I bet he is a lawyer too.
by kevinjohnson September 7, 2007
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Dapper Tapper

An older term for a man who dresses & presents nice, suave, & high-class.
For example, he wears a suit and tie with a nice watch, cuff links, shoes are shined, hair is neatly trimmed, etc.

"He looked like a dapper tapper to me"
"My grandfather was a dapper tapper, always looked sharp."
by KC3fromktown October 4, 2008
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Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
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Snail trapped your nail

When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".
Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!
by Pseudoephedrineforyournose November 20, 2019
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Nap trapped

The act of being trapped in place by a small baby. Not being able to move for fear of waking the little scamp up.
Yasss Queen. I would love to come over. As soon as I'm done being nap trapped me and the little one will pop over.
by Chunk Meister June 12, 2021
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cry of a trapped turd

The nasty ass stench that emits from yo ass when you fart with a loaded chamber.
My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.
by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007
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