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tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.
She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.
by goobermandis August 21, 2010
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pulling taffy

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.
She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.
by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018
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tawfeek

In latin/Arabic a person who is fearless and ruthless as an untamed lion.
Man! that mothafucker is a tawfeek
by Markus April 18, 2005
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Taff

Where back in the day it may of meant Welshmen originating from around the Cardiff area or River Taff area, now usually mean someone from the whole South Wales area.
A commen misconception though is that all people from Wales are called TAFF..wrong people from North Wales are commenly known as Gogs because North in Welsh is Goggledd.

Saying all that there is also the rumour that TAFF stands for....Thick As Fucking Fuck
Hey up Taff hows things going.

Yeah fuck you Taff!!!

Wow Taff is amazing I love him.
by Mike767 February 2, 2008
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taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy
Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!
by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003
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taffenomenal

Completely amazing! ridiculously gorgeous! Breathtaking!

A state of utter satisfaction, excitement, contentment or happiness.

A bit crazy but definitely fun!
My vacation is going to be taffenomenal.

Beyonce's dress thou, taffenomenal slay.
Have a taffenomenal day! :)

Forget stress and be Taffenomenal!

Issa bouta be taffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeenomenal!
by Lo Ve March 30, 2018
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Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.
Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee
by sparky July 12, 2004
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