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Tactical TMI

A reference to some bit of incredibly personal information that is intensively calibrated to thoroughly fuck the minds of the user's audience.
Person #1: "Getting any baby-urges yet?"
Person #2: "Ugh, NO. My uterus just curled up on itself like a millipede."
Person #2's Lover: "Is that the thing you were doing last night, with your Kegel muscles?"
Person #1: Jesus CHRIST you're like a goddamn Predator drone. You wait for (her) to set you up, and then you come in from outta nowhere and drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head.
by Tweedletilde May 27, 2010
mugGet the Tactical TMImug.

tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.
*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
mugGet the tactical toadmug.

Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
mugGet the Tactical Insertionmug.

nig tactic

An action that undermines someone else, somewhat like cheating. As in Halo using the rocket launcher and invisibility, cockblocking a friend, or cutting in line to get food.
Man, did you see Bill cockblocking Steve? What a nig tactic.
by Bubby Bubson January 29, 2006
mugGet the nig tacticmug.

Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.
Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.
by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009
mugGet the Chess Tacticsmug.

tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014
mugGet the tactical barbiemug.

Tactical chundy

The act of making ones self vomit to slow the process of alcohal intoxication
Lucas was hella lit at the party but was feeling sick, he went to the bathroom to preform a tactical chundy
by ImpairedSeaFlap September 24, 2018
mugGet the Tactical chundymug.

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