frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.

E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"

by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007

toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.

Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!

by hitchhiker April 15, 2008

Toffer

When someone has a super round head and looks like he belongs in a Willy wonka chocolate ad

Get a haircuts you look like a toffer

by HoesLuvMe May 2, 2018

toffee

the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.

be afraid, be very afraid.

dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!

toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.

dxd: ...

toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.

by Thomas Xavier June 25, 2004

Toffler

n.) a lame person who tells lame jokes mostly about gayness or something lame like that or a person with no game but thinks they have mad game

v.) to tell a lame joke- to toffler-

Joe- Ugh man fuck this game

Alex- Fuck your mom hahaha

Daric- STFU you stupid toffler

Alex- well you're gay

by Someguy666 March 2, 2008

toffi

hell up tight german kid wit da money pimp life

holy shit did you see that toffi!!

by tj the german March 1, 2008

toffee knickers

someone who sleeps around

she's got toffee knickers, she has

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003