tossers

A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!

"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"

by Jack the lad... April 3, 2007

tosser

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk

by daniel brunning May 1, 2003

Tosser

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

that moron is such a tosser.

by xenu! May 22, 2008

OLD TOSSER

Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)

Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER

by JimB. March 6, 2011

Salad Tosser

When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.

That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

tosser

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Micheal Mark is a tosser

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

Tosser

A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).

That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.

by Dean Eager October 7, 2003