Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.

there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome

by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

Metric ass ton

A lot. A shit-load of something.

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.

by notactuallyme May 2, 2009

clapped out half ton

An old piece of shit truck, AKA brennen O'connor's truck

Hick #1 -Man look at that clapped out half ton in the school parking lot.
Hick #2 -OH ! you mean O'connor's Truck

by Hick #2 January 19, 2018

ten ton shit

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.

OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!

by Overell1338 October 27, 2008

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009