Tolu

Tolu is a beautiful, funny and charismatic girl who originates from Nigeria. She is kind, smart and very intelligent and is extremely friendly. Those who know Tolu would agree that she is the most generous and easy to talk to person in the world. Everyone loves Tolu.

Tolu likes to slap bees
No, tolu wouldn't hurt a fly!

by foxy lady123456789 March 5, 2013

Jacob told me to say it

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

by nigerius September 17, 2006

Tolga

A Turkish name that means "soldier" or "war helmet" in Old-Turkish.

Tolga seni maaf edecek.

by Tolga K. October 31, 2005

As Told By Ginger

One of the better Nickelodeon shows. It focuses on the life of Ginger Foutley and her friends as she records them in her diary. The animation and dialogue was entertaining and funny, so Nick doesn't show it anymore. Some of the reasons it was successful and lasted more than a season was its in-depth character development and lack of stupidity like the current TEENick shows made by that idiot Dan Schneider (aka The Main Reason Nick Is Ruined).

Person: Hey, look! As Told By Ginger is going to be on this Monday!

Friend: When? 6:00 AM?

Person: Um... yeah, actually.

by iloveyouall! October 18, 2008

Chinese tolerance

The tolerance on parts of products requiring assembly that are made in China. No matter how precisely aligned, the screw, or nuts, or washers, or bolts slip right through their assigned slots. Also known as Chigger rigged.

That's the fifth time I've had to line that bolt up. Must be within Chinese tolerance.

by rocketman77049 March 14, 2010

nodus tollen

the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

She was feeling nodus tollen when her crush asked someone else to prom

by Htraub March 21, 2017

J.R.R. Tolkien

Author of the classic fantasy novels Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. His full name is "John Ronald Reuel Tolkien." He was born in South Africa in 1892, but grew up in England, and died there in 1973. Aside from writing, he was a linguist and a professor of Old English at Oxford University.

Have you read these books by J.R.R. Tolkien?

by Stephanie M. October 14, 2003