Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018

Popped Tire

When you fart in a girl's face while she's giving you a rim job.

Man 1: Shelia is really into rim jobs so you may get lucky!

Man 2: I just ate Taco Bell so she may be getting a popped tire.

by Dming98 August 30, 2014

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 14, 2006

Tired fucker

A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.

Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!

by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018

population: tire

The population of Strongbad's Strongbadia

Population: Tire

by Ev July 30, 2003

tire iron

When two men rub their erections together.

Jones and Gary got together down at the picnic area by the park and did a quick tire iron while their softball team took a break.

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

Tire Recycling

A fast way to make some cash with just a little effort. You rent a box truck, the bigger the better (The most you can afford) with a fake or stolen ID. Pay cash up front and then proceed to drive around the inner city targeting gas stations and neighborhoods whose residents do side work on automobiles in their garages. You offer to dispose of their scrap tires for half of what a licensed hauler would normally charge. You may be referred to as a tire whore. But cash talks and bullshit walks. When the truck is full, you simply return it to the point of rental still fully loaded with the tires you charged a couple of bucks a piece to pick up. You can easily fit 4 to 5 hundred tires in a 16 footer if laced or stacked tight.

Hey Joey, you wanna go with me Friday and do some Tire Recycling? I got a stolen wallet that has a good ID in it that U-Haul will take.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009