Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 24, 2021
Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.
Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.
by vpbaker July 26, 2010
by Boss Mann G June 03, 2018
Man 1: Shelia is really into rim jobs so you may get lucky!
Man 2: I just ate Taco Bell so she may be getting a popped tire.
Man 2: I just ate Taco Bell so she may be getting a popped tire.
by Dming98 August 30, 2014
by Ev July 31, 2003
Jones and Gary got together down at the picnic area by the park and did a quick tire iron while their softball team took a break.
by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008
A fast way to make some cash with just a little effort. You rent a box truck, the bigger the better (The most you can afford) with a fake or stolen ID. Pay cash up front and then proceed to drive around the inner city targeting gas stations and neighborhoods whose residents do side work on automobiles in their garages. You offer to dispose of their scrap tires for half of what a licensed hauler would normally charge. You may be referred to as a tire whore. But cash talks and bullshit walks. When the truck is full, you simply return it to the point of rental still fully loaded with the tires you charged a couple of bucks a piece to pick up. You can easily fit 4 to 5 hundred tires in a 16 footer if laced or stacked tight.
Hey Joey, you wanna go with me Friday and do some Tire Recycling? I got a stolen wallet that has a good ID in it that U-Haul will take.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009