Demolition Derby

This is where the participants of a wrecking crew race to finish.

Demolition Derbies are held every Wednesday night in Down Town Windsor.
Bring your hard hat and a bottle of KY.

by Griz November 23, 2004

Roller Derby

Code for swingers club. Akin to the Jebus fish in days of old. Men commonly approach women in a nonchalant way and ask if they'd like to join their roller derby team.

"Hey Risha, we think you'd make a great member in our Roller Derby Team, you look pretty flexible."

by StrangerDanger313 November 28, 2011

brown derby

A delicious brownie ala mode dessert from Grandma's Restaurant.

I'm craving a brown derby!

by Alyssa Piccirilli October 17, 2005

Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

roller derby heart

a heart that, when mowed down by love, gets right back up again

Oh my god, did you hear that Nancy's married boyfriend totally stopped talking to her? I would kill myself.

She'll be fine, she's got a roller derby heart.

by SadieRamone May 19, 2011

home run derby

An orgy, or any occasion where lots of sexual intercourse is being had.

Last night's home run derby really tired me out, that was a lot of scoring!

by rhank April 16, 2008

Derby Slayer

Kids usually named Josh, Ralph, and B. They have time machines that they use to study Derbys behavior and find ways to kill them. They all copublished the book of derby and enjoy beating on the master derby michaelo.

1. kid A: Oh shit dude its a derby!
kid B: CALL THE DERBY SLAYERS FUCK!

by Josh Genocide March 13, 2008