Tesla Bot

Referring to someone who acts routinely and robotically, with minimal expression and variation.

"See how Josh walks? Looks like a Tesla Bot."

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025

Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.

He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.

by abeyxrose January 27, 2025

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025

Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.

Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025

Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!

Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025